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One- Liners
I'm in need of some humorous one-liners for a women's group I belong to.....bet some of you might have some good ones to share. Thanks!
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05-06-2006, 10:19 PM
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Moooooooo
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Are these mature women...?
or nuts and childish like me?
Well...risking insulting your friends, I'll try this one: In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag. 
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05-08-2006, 12:26 AM
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 PMCCUNE HERE IS A WEBSITE. HOPE YOU LIKE THEM.(ONE-LINERS.)  http://www.kathan-web.de/id119.htm
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05-08-2006, 09:49 PM
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Thanks all for sharing!!
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05-08-2006, 11:02 PM
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Enjoy!
http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner27.htm
http://www.jokesandhumor.com/One_Liners/ .....and last but not least, all of the Maxine saying from Hallmark! http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner.htm
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