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Old 05-06-2006, 09:03 PM   #1
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I'm in need of some humorous one-liners for a women's group I belong to.....bet some of you might have some good ones to share. Thanks!
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Old 05-06-2006, 10:19 PM   #2
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Are these mature women...?

or nuts and childish like me?

Well...risking insulting your friends, I'll try this one:

In mid-life women no longer have upper arms, we have wing spans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts, we are flying squirrels in drag.


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Old 05-08-2006, 12:26 AM   #3
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I'm in need of some humorous one-liners for a women's group I belong to.....bet some of you might have some good ones to share. Thanks!


PMCCUNE HERE IS A WEBSITE. HOPE YOU LIKE THEM.(ONE-LINERS.)




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Old 05-08-2006, 09:49 PM   #4
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Thanks all for sharing!!
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Old 05-08-2006, 11:02 PM   #5
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Enjoy!

http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner27.htm

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/One_Liners/

.....and last but not least, all of the Maxine saying from Hallmark!

http://www.tech-sol.net/humor/one-liner.htm
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