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Old 12-28-2012, 12:36 PM   #1
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My Wife Won't Like It

One day I accidentally overturned my cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s Jack , and I’m OK thanks," I replied.
"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my
villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added,
"but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile. “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said.

"Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? Where is the difference between having our arms in possession and under our direction and having them under the management of Congress? If our defense be the real object of having those arms, in whose hands can they be trusted with more propriety, or equal safety to us, as in our own hands?"
Patrick Henry
American Patriot

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