The goat

[tortminder]

Two men are walking through the woods. They come out and see a huge hole in the ground. They walk up to it and one man says, "Well, look at that, it looks deep!"

The other man says, "Let's thrown something in it and see how deep it is."

One says, "Hey I saw an old transmission laying over there by that big tree. Let's go get it and throw it in the hole." They walk over and begin carrying it to the hole. "Man, this thing is heavy."

They throw it into the hole. Just then a goat comes running as fast as his legs will carry him and without hesitation down the hole he goes head first.

One guy says, "That was strange!"

An old farmer comes walking out of the tree and sees the to men and says to them, "Hey, either of you two see a goat around here?"

One man says, "Well as a matter of fact a goat just ran over here and jumped into that hole over here."

The old farmers replies, "Naw, it couldn't have been my goat........................
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I had mine chained to an old transmission over there

[Baldwin]

HA-HA