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Old 03-10-2012, 09:21 AM   #1
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Boudreaux in Branson

Boudreaux lay sprawled across three entire seats in the
Theater. When the usher came by and noticed him, he whispered,
“Sorry sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.”

Boudreaux groaned but didn’t budge.

The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there
I’m going to have to call the manager.”

Once again, Boudreaux just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he
returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly
to move Boudreaux, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police.

A cop surveyed the situation and asked, “All right buddy, what’s your name?”

“Boudreaux,” he moaned.

“Where ya from, Boudreaux?” asked the cop.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle,
Boudreaux replied......... “Da balcony…”.
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