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Old 03-09-2004, 10:38 AM   #1
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Southern women

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Southern Women] (fwd)

this is us!
> >
> >
> > Subject: Southern Women
> > Southern woman appreciate their natural assets:
> > Clean skin.
> > A winning smile.
> > That unforgettable, Southern Hillbilly twang.
> > Southern women know their manners:
> > "Yes, ma'am."
> > " Yes, sir."
> > "No, thank-you"
> > Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions:
> > "Y'all come back!"
> > "Well, bless your heart.."
> > "Drop by when you can."
> > " How's your Momma?"
> > "Love your hair."
> > Southern women know their summer weather report:
> > Hot
> > Hotter
> > Hotter than Hades
> > Southern women know their vacation spots:
> > Florida
> > Cruise ships
> > Any place that has air conditioning
> > Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August:
> > Summer tans
> > Wide brimmed hats
> > Adorable sandals
> > Southern women know everybody's first name:
> > Honey
> > Darlin'
> > Shugah
> > Sweetheart
> > Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:
> > Fried Green Tomatoes
> > Driving Miss Daisy
> > Steel Magnolias
> > Gone With The Wind
> > Southern women know their religions:
> > Baptist
> > Baptist
> > Football
> > Southern women know their p's & q's
> > P'ecan pie (pronounced "puh con" not pee-can)
> > P'ralines Punch to "Quench" the thirst
> > Southern women know the locales dripping with Southern charm:
> > Atlanta
> > Nashville
> > Richmond
> > Savannah
> > Wal-Mart
> > Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:
> > Men in Wranglers.
> > Men in uniform.
> > Men in tuxedos.
> > Southern girls know their prime real estate:
> > The Mall
> > The Beauty Salon
> > The Country Club
> > Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
> > Bad hair
> > Bad manners
> > Bad Dancers
> > Now you run along, Shugah, and send this to some girls who were
> > raised in the South or wish they had been.
> > If you're a male, you hug that Southern woman of yours and say "I'm
> > a lucky man" 3 times out loud.
> > If you're a northern transplant, FAKE it....we know you got here as
> > fast as you could.....!!!
> >
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Old 03-09-2004, 03:14 PM   #2
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Bless your heart, lol...we can get away with saying anything as long as we follow it up with "bless your heart"

That's cute, thanks for sharing!!
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Old 03-13-2004, 08:50 AM   #3
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Tanya,
"Honey Chile," You are Soooo..... right.

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