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Old 05-19-2009, 10:12 AM   #1
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How the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while

Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day

For 40 years and die of lung cancer,

Your family blames the

Tobacco company.


If your neighbour crashes

Into a tree while driving home drunk,

He blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are

Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a

Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks

Into the cockpit and

Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,

And the passengers

Kill him instead,

The mother of the crazed deceased

Blames the airline.


I must have lived too long to

Understand the world

As it is anymore.


So, if I die while my

Old ass is parked

In front of this computer,

I want all of you to

Blame Bill Gates.
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:28 AM   #2
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Hehehehe....
I have a list of ''blame''...roflol.
Oh me good one ladies (I use the term loosely)...
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Old 05-19-2009, 10:54 AM   #3
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So true, so true, so true.

Personal responsibility is becoming a thing of the past
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Old 05-19-2009, 01:05 PM   #4
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This IS FUNNY...
but also much of it seriously TRUE!

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