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Old 12-09-2014, 12:59 PM   #1
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Talking Why male golfers eat at Hooters

Why male golfers eat at HOOTERS.......

A group of golfers, all in their 40's, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the waitresses were young, good looking, had big breasts and wore short-shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the golf buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to watch the games on, and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the golfers again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was good value for the money.

Ten years later, at age 70, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they had never been there before...
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Old 12-09-2014, 01:09 PM   #2
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Like my wife asking me how I can watch an episode of Property Brothers (or whatever) when we have seen it several times before. Heck, it is usually new to me!!

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Old 12-09-2014, 02:06 PM   #3
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Excuse me, but I really believe that I will be able to appreciate waitresses who are young, good looking, have big breasts and wear short-shorts way beyond my forties...But I'm no longer a golfer--they seem to age quicker..
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