View Full Version : If This Doesn't Make You Laugh, You Need Help!

01-31-2007, 08:30 PM
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to
the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a
business suit complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said
loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little
boys ear, ordering him to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy
spread his hands as far as they would go and
announced; "I'll bet her butt is this wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the
little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off and told
him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the
front of the line. Just then, her pager began to
emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yelled out, "Run for your life!
She's backing up!!"

01-31-2007, 10:03 PM
I guess you could use that joke in a campaign to legalize spanking:eek:

02-01-2007, 09:58 AM
that's a good one.......:D

02-11-2007, 08:29 AM
Now that was funny................And so true sometimes..........