View Full Version : For Girls Only ! Merry Christmas...

12-13-2006, 08:13 AM
Merry Christmas To My Female Friends

If I were ol' Santa, you know what I'd do
I'd dump silly gifts that are given to you
And deliver some things just inside your front door
Things you have lost, but treasured before.

I'd give you back all your maidenly vigor,
And to go along with it, a neat tiny figure.
Then restore the old color that once graced your hair
Before rinses and bleaches took residence there.

I'd bring back the shape with which you were gifted
So things now suspended need not be uplifted.
I'd draw in your tummy and smooth down your back
Till you'd be a dream in those tight fitting slacks.

I'd remove all your wrinkles and leave only one chin
So you wouldn't spend hours rubbing grease on your skin
You'd never have flashes or queer dizzy spells
And you wouldn't hear noises like ringing of bells.

No sore aching feet and no corns on your toes
No searching for spectacles when they're right on your nose.
Not a shot would you take in your arm, hip or fanny
From a doctor who thinks you're a nervous old granny.

You'd never have a headache, so no pills would you take.
And no heating pad needed since your muscles won't ache.
Yes, if I were Santa, you'd never look stupid
You'd be a cute little chick with the romance of a cupid.

I'd give a lift to your heart when those wolves start to whistle
And the joys of your heart would be light as a thistle.
But alas! I'm not Santa.I'm simply just me
The matronest of matrons you ever did see.

I wish I could tell you all the symptoms I've got
But I'm due at my doctor's for an estrogen shot.
Even though we've grown older this wish is sincere
Merry Christmas to you and a Happy New Year


Well, I'm very very very old, but, for some reason, I have not run into attitudes like this.
And, Ive never had an estrogen shot (yet).

I guess, I can commizerate with the woman with wrinkles. I see there are some now---I thought they were smilielines at the corner of my eyes..

And the smile lines, ? Haven't they always been there when I smile?

Hmmmm....I've never had a hot flash, or heard ringing of bells, .....................(well none than I can describe here).

What have I missed?

And, I got a wolf whistle yesterday....sadly the wolf was the cool, cute, guy that I used to do the ''Texas swing'' with on the 10th floor of the ''old not there anymore'' Tower Inn. Hmmm....the wolf was getting mossy around the muzzle, too.
But, there is nothing sexier than a mature older man, they NEVER LOOK OLD, just BETTER !!!

Yummm.:D I just LOVE OLDER MEN.

sUrE aM HaPpY OnLy gIrLs ArE rEaDiNg ThIs.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to Women Mature enough to understand. :frog: