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loves2fish
12-05-2006, 07:05 PM
A Pastor , Priest and Rabbi were discussing dispersal of collection plates.

Pastor said he draws a 2 ft circle on the ground, stands in the circle, and flings the collection plate money in the air. What ever lands inside the circle is his share, and what lands outside the circle is God's.

Priest says he does the same, but what lands outside the circle is his, what lands inside is God's.

Rabbi says he stands inside the circle, tosses up the money, and what ever God catches is God's, what falls to the ground goes in the Rabbi's account !!!!