View Full Version : Always wear clean underwear in public........

08-02-2006, 12:26 PM
................. especially when working under your vehicle! :D

Underwear is important, if you don't laugh out loud at this one,
call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead! :eek:

........Now here's the story of a couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart,
only to have their car break down in the parking lot. :irked:

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car. :rolleyes:

On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis. ;)

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones. :speechless:

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her hand UP his shorts,and tucked everything back into place. :thumbsup:

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by.........:faint:

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead! :duh:

08-02-2006, 06:05 PM
:eek: :speechless: :D :eek: :speechless: :D :eek: :speechless:

.....left you speechless, huh? ;)

08-03-2006, 08:25 AM

.......bit I know you laughed outloud! I sure did! :D
I am a very visual person! :duh:
....could see the picture in my mind!:faint:

08-03-2006, 08:57 AM
Actualy, I screamed-out, "OMG", then I laughed-out loud. Definitely pictured the whole thing in my mind!

AHA!..... so you're mentally visual also!
Do you think we could be twins? ;)

08-10-2006, 06:49 PM
i,m still laffin :