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07-25-2006, 12:29 PM
Times up

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken
to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death
experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the
hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair
color. Since she had so
much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the

While crossing the street on her way home, she was
killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you
said I had another 40
years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of
the ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!!)

God replied,

"I didn't recognize you..." -- ;)