View Full Version : For The Women

06-01-2006, 10:51 AM
A woman will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head, a beer belly sticking out
and still think they're handsome.

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.
That's why men need instant replays in sports.
They've already forgotten what happened.

Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's
department is usually on the first floor of a
department store, two inches from the door.