View Full Version : The Old Man

05-26-2006, 04:58 PM

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food
court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in
all different colors, green, red, orange and blue.
The old man kept staring at him.

The teenager would look away and then back at the old
man and each time he caught the old man staring at
him. When the teenager had had enough, he
sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man ...
never done anything wild in your life?"

The old man did not bat an eye in his response ...
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was
just wondering if you were my son."