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Blaze2
05-23-2006, 07:46 AM
(written by kids)
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(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same
stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports,
and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up
who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who you're
stuck with.
Kristen, age 10


WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know
the person FOREVER by then

-- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to
be a fool to get married.
-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)


HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether
they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8


WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN
COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8



WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should
use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other
lies and that Usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10


WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS
TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead
columns.
-- Craig, age 9


WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
wouldn't want to mess with
that
- - Curt, age 7

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss
someone, then you should marry
them and have kids with them. It's the right
thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8


IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell
you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to
be all grossed out.
-- Theodore, age 8

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not
for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)


HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8


And the #1 Favorite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even
if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10